rita's a bitch!

i always knew she was, but now it's been proven. i knew she'd come back to haunt us. for those of you who don't know, rita is our EX-director. she was a total hack and everybody hated her. okay, hate is a strong word, but we really really did not like her. at all!

we believe she has somehow, now, harnessed all her bitchiness into the tropical storm that is now out in the gulf. and, as always, causing widespread panic! okay, i won't blame her completely for the panic. hurricane katrina helped with that.

so, hurricane/tropical storm rita is on it's way in. they don't even know where it's going to hit yet. for now, they (hurricane experts) are projecting, somewhere between brownsville and louisiana...!?!?!?!? BETWEEN BROWNSVILLE AND LOUISIANA, PEOPLE! please, get out a map and check the geography on this one. it kinda reminds me of the jerk, but just the total opposite.

Navin: "Uh, anything in this general area right in here. Anything below the stereo and on this side of the bicentennial glasses. Anything between the ashtrays and the thimble. Anything in this three inches right in here in this area. That includes the Chiclets, but not the erasers."

they don't frikking know! why can't they just say, "we don't know". no. instead they project that it will, perhaps, maybe, there's a 50/50 chance it will hit us. and for that, we must be prepared. they are already calling for a voluntary evacuation, tomorrow. we hear, from a source inside the parks board, they will call for a mandatory evacuation by 5:00pm, wednesday. this is totally gonna jack with my JOURNEY concert on friday.

so here's my list of what i'm taking, if need be:
- the laptop (DUH!)
- sandisk mp3 player & batteries
- guitar
- cell phone

HM has the camera and my baby boy. other than clothes, i really can't think of anything else i would completely die without. not that there's not anything else... i just can't think of it right now.