weekend recap

second time around: so yesterday we went house-hunting again. not so depressing this time around. we found a neighborhood that had actual YARDS! we also found a neighborhood about four blocks away that had it's very own airplane hangar and private strip. uh...can you say "drug smuggling", boys and girls? anyways, handyman got all excited when he saw the hangar that he could put his cars in until we realized we were probably in a neighborhood we shouldn't have been in and the guard didn't stop us cuz he was out to lunch. there are more neighborhoods we don't know about and that friends are telling me about every week so we'll keep on truckin'. we're still looking at a year.

ringo: he had his vet appt and did fine. i wondered why it took so long to weigh him and trim his nails when they finally walked back in, apologizing because they had been playing with my baby boy. everybody loves him! he's gained 2.5lbs since his last visit. i think that puts him at 12.5 or 13. he's supposed to double his size that he is now.

spa day: they fuck you at the drive-thru! the stone massage was great! awesome! i will go back. it's just that when i called to make the appt from my gift certificate, they were looking at what i was looking at. when i said "stone massage", don't you think they would tell me, "no, your GC is for a regular massage"??? no. no, they didn't. so when i was all done, they charged me extra for the stones. hell, i could get stoned for a lot less than that! i'm not bitching cuz i had to pay extra. had they told me it was for a regular massage and not a stone massage, i probably would have upgraded (because this is all mary aka sweet cheeks ever talks about). the point is, they DID NOT tell me when i made the appt. totally caught me off guard.

i've got the golden ticket: saturday, was anika's birthday. she wanted to see charlie & the chocolate factory and have a willy wonka birthday. not a bad movie, but you shouldn't go in expecting a complete re-make of the first. tho i love johnny depp, gene wilder was the greatest willy wonka. plus, the oompa loompa was just freaky looking.

overall, the weekend was pleasant. good times with handyman.

p.s. the pretender was on this morning.