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me: you need to move the TV

HM: maybe Santa will bring us a new one and i can put it there

me: we have one. why do we need a new one

HM: that one's too big

me: i don't know if you've been good enough for Santa to bring you a whole TV

HM: what??

me: i mean, maybe Santa will bring it to me, cuz i've been good, and i'll let you watch it. i mean, i am having your baby and all... and i don't think Santa brings TV's to guys who are mean to their pregnant wives

HM: maybe Santa said "this guy's a saint for being so kind to his pregnant wife and he deserves a TV"

me: i don't think Santa would say that

HM: maybe Santa will bring me pills that make your food taste good

me: what??

HM: nothing

me: and you think Santa's bringing you a TV...