me: you are NOT buying our baby stuff off craigslist
HM: why not?
me: gross! you don't know where that stuff has been
HM: you don't know
me: whatever. we are not buying our FIRST baby used stuff. that stuff could have lice and icky stuff and you don't even know
HM: some of it's new
me: is not
HM: is, too! sometimes there's a guy selling it brand new because maybe his baby came out with an afro and he's a white guy and the baby momma was a crackhead and she cheated on him and then he kicked her out and he already bought all the stuff so it's brand new and never been used. maybe that happened.
me: well, when you find a description that says that, let me know.
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