sounds like somebody wants an only child

me: ugh! i'm tired of being so itchy

HM: me too

me: are you getting sympathy itchies?

HM: oh.. you said ITCHIES?

me: yeah, what'd you think i said?

HM: uhm..

me: i didn't say BITCHY

HM: doesn't mean i'm still not tired of it

me: ass.