dork: he probably thinks i'm gonna mess it up
super cool co-worker (me): uh... i think he's got a valid point
dork: what..?? i'd be careful
sccw: and??? you can be careful all you want and still screw it up.
dork: oh, do you want to do it?
sccw: aw hell no... i'd screw it up
sccw: but i'd be careful while doing so! =)